Another tongue-in-cheek poem, this time from the pen of George White Where’s Me Pasty? The Cornish Police were short of men and short of women too Tre, Pol and Pen, three gallant ‘men,’ all dressed in navy blue. The sergeant said, “Now stand up straight and listen to me proper. Each of you,…Continue Reading “Where’s Me Pasty? A poem by George White”
A Cornish Dialect series by Tony Mansell “I may as well tellee, Sid, I’m goin get married.” “Married! Who to?” “Woddy mean, who to? Maggie, of course.” “Rush job is it? I spose tis one of they there gate-post cheelds?” “No tidn and don’t you go spreadin no rumours sayin tis. We bin courtin…Continue Reading “Sidney Zacharius Penpraze – Jan’s Getting Married”
A Cornish Dialect series by Tony Mansell The tea-treat is the biggest event on the village calendar, a grand affair when everyone gathers for a day of relaxation and fun. It’s always held in the same field, Tea-Treat Field. The grass is cut, bunting hung up and tables erected – for the stalls and…Continue Reading “Sidney Zacharius Penpraze – The Village Do”
A Cornish Dialect series by Tony Mansell “Here Sid, I just saw Fanny Trevethan down the road: she was in some state.” “What’s wrong with the bleddy woman this time, she’s always got er knickers in a twist bout somethin.” “See, from what I can gather, she had some sort of happarition last night.” “Who…Continue Reading “Sidney Zacharius Penpraze – Fanny Trevethan’s Ghost”
A Cornish Dialect series by Tony Mansell “Ere Sid, ave ee eard bout Mary Prout, they d’say she’s caught religion. Born again, that’s what I eard.” “Mary, I don’t believe n. Not with the way she’ve put erself bout in the past. Hell, she’s had everythin on offer and gone back for seconds.” “Bleddy right…Continue Reading “Sidney Zacharius Penpraze – The Calling”
A Cornish Dialect series by Tony Mansell “Here Sid, did ee ever av a go at playin that there golf?” “Ess Jan, I did. I did av a go at n but I gived n up again. “Sure nuff? “Ess, I couldn get on with they lot over Perran and part from that, they ad…Continue Reading “The Life and Times of Sidney Zacharius Penpraze – Playing A Round”






